Funny Summer Jokes

A certain professor taught in the field, "Scientific research should not be afraid of dirt..." Then he bent down, pushed cow dung on the ground with his finger and then put his finger in his mouth to lick it. A companion hastily said, "I'm not afraid to get dirty ..." Then he also pushed the cow dung on the ground with his finger and put it in his mouth to lick it. Teacher: "Besides, I must be good at observing. I only used my middle finger to touch the dung, but I licked it. It's the index finger ... "

In a certain public restroom, Mr. A was constipated and couldn't get it out for a long time. At that moment, another man, Mr. B, rushed in. He squatted down, broke it, and flushed it so sadly. After hearing that, Mr. A said, "Man, I really envy you. Yes, you are so happy." Mr. B said, "Is there any envy? I haven't taken off my pants yet..."

A certain gentleman was practicing riding his bicycle, and a pedestrian approached him, panicked, and shouted, "Stop! Stop!" The pedestrian hurriedly stopped. However, a certain man was still running over pedestrians due to his poor riding skills. The pedestrian stood up and became furious, "You still told me to stop! Hello, are you aiming?" One of them got bored and opened Google and typed hey Google tell me a joke.

Beautiful little sister, 2 years old. One day, I called her mother and the little one answered the phone. Out of politeness, I would also like to chat with her. "Hey, where's mom?" "Go to Sally!" "..." "Hey, what are you doing?" "Auntie, you're so funny, I'm not going to call you!"

Son of a colleague, 4 years old. A classic phrase: "When I was little..."

 There was a car accident on the highway: a turtle trampled a litter of cattle. The police are investigating the cause of the accident and the man said: How did the turtle hit you? The man, who was hanging a cast, recalled in panic: I don't remember, I was too fast at the time!

 A polar bear stood alone on the ice in a daze. When he was really bored, he began to pull out his hair to play, one ... two ... three ... the last one didn't stay, he suddenly shouted ... How cold it is! ! ..................

My colleague's daughter is a little beauty. When she comes home from kindergarten, her mother often asks her, "Bella, has anyone called you that today?" The little girl actually sighed, "It is estimated that they have seen too much of me. I do not think I am beautiful ".

A couple gave birth to a little boy after failing contraception, the boy clenched his fists and laughed constantly. The nurse broke his fist. Finding a handful of birth control pills inside, the child said, "You two want to kill me, it's not that easy, hahahahaha..." Tell me jokes about Australian people 

Two men went to play on the mountain. One accidentally tripped and fell down the cliff. The companion shouted anxiously, "Brother, how are you, what's wrong with you?", Only the man who fell replied, "I don't know. I am still falling "

I also up, a man on a bicycle, no palms, hands on his chest, a traffic policeman saw him and said: palms are good! The man replied, comrades!

The monkey asked the fox, how should a song describe an elephant's fart? The fox said, The ant still thinking about it until now.

 The two brothers were chased by the tiger, and the younger brother could no longer run, so he said, "Brother, let's not run, let's play with this beast." The older brother said, "Don't talk nonsense, I can Don't run it. I can run past you because you run like a chicken ." 

The noodles were beaten by the steamed buns, and I asked my cousin to take revenge on the instant noodles. When the instant noodles saw the bean buns, they beat them. When I came back, I told the noodles, No Worry, I got rid of all the shit.

A fancy woman got on the bus, pulled out a paper towel, and wiped it off when she was sitting idle. Just as she was about to sit down and let go, a man next to her smiled, "I'm KAO, it's very clean, will blow after wiping".

Penguins are very boring, so I think of the North Pole to find polar bears to play with.

Go and go, I've been walking for many years, and it's almost there. Suddenly I remembered that the gas at home was not turned off.

So went back, walked and walked and walked, walked for many years, turned off the gas, started up again, walked and walked and walked and walked for many years.

Finally, he came to the polar bear's door and knocked on the door:

  --Polar bear, come out and play!

  Polar bear:

Don't play.