Kids Jokes

  Funny Summer Jokes A certain professor taught in the field, "Scientific research should not be afraid of dirt..." Then he bent down, pushed cow dung on the ground with his finger and then put his finger in his mouth to lick it. A companion hastily said, "I'm not afraid to get dirty ..." Then he also pushed the cow dung on the ground with his finger and put it in his mouth to lick it. Teacher : "Besides, I must be good at observing. I only used my middle finger to touch the dung, but I licked it. It's the index finger ... " In a certain public restroom, Mr. A was constipated and couldn't get it out for a long time. At that moment, another man, Mr. B, rushed in. He squatted down, broke it, and flushed it so sadly. After hearing that, Mr. A said, "Man, I really envy you. Yes, you are so happy." Mr. B said, "Is there any envy? I haven't taken off my pants yet..." A certain gentleman was practicing riding his bicycle, and a...